girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs
I just bought the best book money can buy.
oh my god this is so perfect it’s so hard to explain how disconnected the grammar is between asl and English NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WELL THIS. THIS IS IT
I literally cannot deal with the fact that “I’m one badass motherfucker” translates to “I’m a fancy motherfucker”